Sunday, 27 July 2014

7 days in Moor Plantation.

THE DAIRIES OF VAN BAYOR
7 days in Moor Plantation…

The weather is so cold, you can still hear the rain drops from the sky. I got out of bed and look at the picture of Alicia keys on my wall and then I realised those special moments with those special people.

It all started the very first day I stepped inside the gate of Federal college of Animal health and production technology, Moor plantation. Although, it’s my second year in moor plantation but it feels just like seven days to me, like everything around me is moving in fast-forward.  

I’ve met a lot of people, with different life style, religion, and attitude. Some became friends, a friend will make you laugh till you cry, makes silly jokes about you, and invites you to come over for lunch.  

Some became a real pal, a real pal would do your homework for you, he would find every possible way to write your name in the attendant list when you are not in class, he would call you to tell you he misses you, and also he makes you want to punch him in the face.

Some became haters, they would beef you no matter what you do, they would say shit, and they would do anything to be like you.

While some became neutrals, a neutral person would find his or her possible best to make you feel so happy yet he or she finds your flaws and downfall, they are your antagonist so you run.

Some became a lover, a lover would text you every time, and some would call you late in the night to say “I miss you”. Oh! I remember Juliet, Juliet was a simple girl with good ambitions and she also holds tightly on her religion. She had a very beautiful dark skin, lips so beautiful like that of Angelina Jolie, a perfect hair that falls to the side of her neck and a constant smile that makes her look so sweet..

Sitting at the corner of the world with my thoughts, I realised how special I was to have stepped inside the gates of FCAH&PT. J


The Nacoss senator and his goatee.


                                       The Nacoss Senator paying attention to his goatee.

Thursday, 24 July 2014

Episode one: Heaven or Hell? (Video)



What if you CGPA would determine if you're going to heaven or hell.

Meet the Moor Ninja

Meet a Moor Ninja
This dude is a proud Ninja of ours, he might be heading to your door step....watch out!!!

Saturday, 12 July 2014

Episode one: Heaven or Hell?

Yesterday was the first episode of The Nacoss Warior. What if it's your CGPA that will determine if you're going to heaven or hell, where do you belong? lol! We blocked a bunch of students and asked that funny question, we heard a lot of funny answers in return. Among the people we asked was the SUG president (Suraj), care for his answer? Relax....we'll publish the video after editing.

You can leave your own answer below. Remember to read your books cos heaven no sure for anybody o.......

The Nacoss Warrior

The Nacoss Warrior is an entertaining, educative and talk program created by Van Bayor in conjuction with the big boys of Nacoss. We regard ourselves as Freemen just like the Spartans of the ancient Greece. Our aim is to tackle the issues affecting the students of Moor and also to bring you the best rib cracking jokes. So watch out!!!